The Puff That Pumps 💨🚀
Blasting Shame. Pumping Charts 📈
$QUEEF is what happens when Solana bottles up too much bullshit — and the pressure finally escapes.
Rugs. Scams. Dead devs. Copy-paste garbage metas. It built and built...
Until the chain couldn’t hold it in any longer.
What came next?
A puff-powered prophecy.
This is the puff the timeline didn’t expect — and the blockchain couldn’t contain.
Born to clap back harder, pump louder, and leave the chain breathless.
$QUEEF isn’t just another meme coin — it’s the glow-up.
Loud. Proud. Feral.
A puff with purpose — and real pump potential.
Because the meme trenches needed a hero — and got a queef.
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💨 THE PUFF PLAN
🌬️ Phase 1: Puff Origin
Where it all begins — one puff, infinite potential.
🎯 Focus: Launch the coin. Ignite the cult. Define the legend.
- ✅ Genesis drop on Solana via bonk.fun (because obviously it's the best)
- 💬 The First Gathering — Telegram opens
- 🐦 Twitter/X — The Puff Speaks
- 📦 Sticker packs, GIFs & Telegram bots unleashed
- 🌐 Website & meme-grade whitepaper goes live
- 📜 Lore Drop #1 — “The Puff Prophecy” — cinematic launch reel reveal
📈 Phase 2: Pump the Puff
We meme. We build. We go borderline cult.
🎯 Focus: Amplify the brand. Grow the movement. Stoke the hype.
- 🚀 Meme Raids: Operation Cloudburst
- 🎨 Meme War Contests w/ $QUEEF rewards
- 🛍️ Merch Store Launch — Puff Gear, No Shame
- 💸 Holder-Only Merch Discounts
- 🕹️ Puff Dodge DEMO — “The Trial Run”
- 🔥 Mini Burn #1 — symbolic start to the prophecy
- 🤝 Alliances with BONK-affiliated projects
🚀 Phase 3: Puff Unleashed
We burn. We roar. We make the Puff unstoppable!
🎯 Focus: Launch utility. Burn big. Unleash the puff. Go viral. Break the feed.
- 🕹️ Puff Dodge FULL Release — Burn-Per-Play unlocked
- 🌍 Global Leaderboards go live
- 🗳️ DAO-lite voting for burns & treasury moves
- 🔥 The Great Burn — first large-scale community burn
- 🧢 Themed Restock Drops (Holder-Only Discounts)
- 👀 Lore Drop #2 — “The Puff Takes Form”
💗 Phase 4: Puff With Purpose
The joke becomes a mission — We vote. We quest. We blow for change.
🎯 Focus: Align the puff with a mission. Blow wind for change. Meme with meaning.
- 🗳️ DAO chooses the first Puff-backed cause
- 💝 Charitable merch for chosen cause
- 🤝 Partnerships with mission-aligned builders
- 📊 Transparent donation & burn tracker goes public
- 📣 Lore Drop #3 — “The First Quest” — Meme-for-a-Cause Week begins
🌀 Phase 5: The Puff Beyond — ???
We hold. We rise. We ascend together!
🎯 Focus: Classified. Only the Puff knows.
- 🚫 Redacted until the prophecy demands it
- 🗝️ Hidden clues scattered across earlier phases
- 🔮 Lore Drop #4 — “Ascension” — When the Puff rises, you’ll know
💬 Final Puff of Wisdom:
“This is a meme. We are not responsible for what this becomes. But it will be legendary. Do your own research. And maybe your kegels.”
💰 $QUEEF Tokenomics
Total Supply: 69,000,000
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🚀 Launched on BONK.fun —
because pump.fun is mid, and rug-prone.
BONK.fun is where legends launch — and $QUEEF puffs fresh life into the meme trenches. 💨 - 🔒 LP locked via bonding curve & migrated to Raydium — liquidity burned forever. No rugs, no unlocks, no games.
- 🧃 No presale. No early hype. No insiders.
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🛠️ DAO-driven future — Built first. Launched loud. The community decides what’s next.
Treasury funds used for burns, liquidity, and community-voted initiatives. - 🎮 Game revenue split: Dev/Team, DAO, Leaderboard Rewards (Top 10), and Burns.
- 👕 Merch revenue split: Dev/Team, DAO, and Buyback & Burn — with special drops for community causes.
- 🔐 Dev wallet — portion locked 6–12 months; some reallocated to DAO later.
- 🔥 Deflationary mechanics: Ongoing burns from game and merch revenue.
- 🫧 Every token is a puff with purpose.
- 📜 Full details in the White Paper
🎬 Watch the Puff in Action
From prophecy to pump — see why $QUEEF is taking over TikTok 💨
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Puff with Purpose 💨
Puff with Purpose isn’t just charity — it’s prophecy. When the puff moves 💨, the world feels it 🌍. We’re here to prove memes can pump more than charts 🚀 — they can pump change 🔥.
The DAO decides the destiny 🗳️. Funds from the DAO wallet are deployed only after community vote, and when we run special campaigns — from limited merch drops 👕 to NFT auctions 🖼️ — 100% of proceeds blast straight into the cause 💎.
This isn’t just about memes 🐸. It’s about building something that gives back — together. Turning viral chaos into real-world impact 🌕, one glorious puff at a time 💨.
Puff with Purpose. Give where it matters.
Merch Shop
Our merch shop is launching soon! Stay tuned for awesome products! 💨
T-shirts
Sticker Packs
Meme Hoodie
Meme Keychain
💨 $QUEEF — The Meme Prophet FAQ
🤔 What is the Queef Prophecy?
Legends speak of a time when the meme trenches were flooded with rugs, fartcoins, and hopeless bags. The pressure built, the market groaned… and then — pfffhhht — one glorious puff escaped. That puff was $QUEEF: a memecoin with purpose, prophecy, and just the right amount of chaos.
🟠 Why is Queef Orange?
Orange = warning + victory. It’s BONK’s battle cousin, Solana sunset, and hype rolled into one. Also, it looks damn good on a puff.
⚡ Why launch on Solana?
Fast, cheap, degen-proof. Fewer fees eating moonbags, high TPS for instant puffs, and perfect for game + meme velocity.
🐕 Why launch via BONK.fun?
Because pump.fun is mid. BONK.fun is where legends launch, rugs fear to tread, and true memecoins are born.
☁️ Who is Queefy?
Our chaotic good puff cloud with limbs — feral feminine meme prophet. No patience for rugs, fake hype, or weak memes. Queefy puffs with purpose.
🤣 Is $QUEEF just a joke?
All memes are jokes — until they aren’t. Then they’re cultural currency.
🌕 Wen moon?
Wen puff touches sun.
🛡️ Is this safe?
Safer than that fartcoin you aped last month. LP locked, community wallets public, and Queefy doesn’t rug. DYOR.
🎯 Utility??
Meme-tility: Puff Dodge game, DAO voting, burns, merch, and the cultural momentum of a fulfilled prophecy.
💍 Can I join the cult?
It’s not a cult. It’s a Puff Fellowship™. And yes.
🚫 What happens if I fade the puff?
You’ll watch it pump without you. And you’ll cry.
🌀 $QUEEF Deep Lore — For Meme Elders Only
💨 What is the Puff Fellowship™?
A decentralized brotherhood, sisterhood, and otherhood bound by one truth: pump the puff, don’t fade the fluff.
✨ Why does Queefy glow sometimes?
Prophecy Charge™ — triggers on big milestones, burns, or memes so degenerate they warp the field.
📊 What’s the Puff Index?
0–10: Whisper puff 😮💨 — 11–50: Party puff 🥳💨 — 51–100: Moon puff 🚀💨 — 100+: Prophecy fulfilled 🌌💨
🪤 Can $QUEEF cure rugs?
No coin cures rugs. We laugh at them, burn them, and dodge them in our game.
📜 Is there a Puff Religion?
Memes are religion. Sacred text (The Puff Prophecy), rituals (burns, DAO votes), relics (NFTs). Tithes accepted in $QUEEF.
🤝 Who are our allies?
BONK Inu, based degens, and anyone who lost it all but kept posting memes at 3am.
💀 What happens if Queefy dies in Puff Dodge?
Lore: she disperses into the memeverse and reforms stronger. Gameplay: you lose a life.
⚠️ Is this a safe investment?
This is not financial advice. It’s memetic destiny. If you need safety, ask your bank about CDs.
